If you’re like, “F Halloween, it’s cancelled!” It’s not! But we hear you… we live for pillow cases full of candy as well. Instead, trick-or-treat with goodr for $6.66 off your purchase. We’re not asking you to hail Satan, we’re just trying to give you a beast of a deal. All you need to do is figure out what Carl the Flamingo and his three fellow flockstars are going to dress up as for Halloween. The clues are in this costume guide…

*** OH NO! "You snooze you lose," says Carl. This little promo ended on 12/31/2020. But feel free to still try to solve the riddle and get some costume inspo for whatever weird party you have planned next. ***

Rules we play by:

1. The one-word answer must be submitted at point of purchase in all caps. If your answer is correct, you save $6.66. If not… try again or burn. For example: RUMPELSTILTSKIN

2. You must agree to NOT bother our Customer Service Parrots. They won’t be bribed with Milk Duds. Anyone that can be bribed with Milk Duds needs to step it up a notch. Maybe Reese’s... We promise there is an answer, and believe it or not, it is right before your eyes…

Mamma mia! Was that millionaire meat? Whatever it was, you ate it all. Don't get down on yourself, you're an animal, you didn't know better. Stuff your face with no regrets this Halloween as one of Carole Baskin's prized big cat rescues. Pair your costume with these vibrant orange sunglasses with a sleek blue mirrored lens, guaranteed to hide your tiger tears from the bellyache your future holds.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MOTHER FLOCKERS!

P.S. Check back on this costume guide on All Hallows’ Eve, that’s another name for Halloween, aka 10/31, and we’ll give you the answer. Be prepared to shop quick, because this promo gets ghost-busted on 10/31 at midnight Pacific Time.

P.P.S. Alright, we're ready to tell you the answer, heck-- you can even tell your friends the answer! What can we say? We're really bad at keeping secrets... THE ANSWER IS: ABBA

But you knew that already didn't you? All the song references and random banter about Swedish shit.