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    • VRGs
    • THE FUTURE IS VOID
    • NAEON FLUX CAPACITOR
    • VOIGHT-KAMPFF VISION
    • SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER
    • MACH Gs
    • CLUBHOUSE CLOSEOUT
    • TALES FROM THE GREENSKEEPER
    • AMELIA EARHART GHOSTED ME
    • BUZZED ON THE TOWER
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    • FREQUENT SKYMALL SHOPPERS
    • KITTY HAWKERS' RAY BLOCKERS
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    • DON'T FLOCK WITH A FLAMINGO
    • WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
    • PROFESSIONAL RESPAWNER
    • SIDE SCROLL EYE ROLL
    • MODERN DAY SNAKE OIL
    • BLUE SHADES OF DEATH
    • ELECTRIC DINOTOPIA CARNIVAL
    • SILVERBACK SQUAT MOBILITY
    • THESE SHADES ARE TRASH
    • DON'T TAB SHAME ME
    • LOST IN TRANSITION
    • BFGs
    • HOOKED ON ONYX
    • IT'S NOT JUST A GAME
    • CITRON+ALT+DELETE
    • MINT JULEP ELECTROSHOCKS
    • DO YOU EVEN PISTOL, FLAMINGO?
    • RUNWAYS
    • WORKIN' IT FROM HOME
    • MARY QUEEN OF GOLF
    • RAGE QUIT IT AND HIT IT
    • GINGHAM IS SOOO LAST SEASON
    • HAUTE DAY IN HELL
    • VEGAN FRIENDLY COUTURE
    • FAST AS SHELL
    • CIRCLE Gs
    • FADE-ER-ADE SHADES
    • I'M WEARING BURGUNDY
    • IT'S NOT BLACK, IT'S OBSIDIAN
    • INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE
    • FRESHLY BAKED MAN BUNS
    • INFLUENCERS PAY DOUBLE
    • I PICKLED THESE MYSELF
    • MIDNIGHT RAMBLE AT THE CIRCLE BAR
    • NINE DOLLAR POUR OVER
    • STRANGE THINGS ARE AFOOT AT THE CIRCLE G
    • STOP, DROP AND SCROLL
    • BODHI'S ULTIMATE WAVE
  • SPORTS Open subnav
    • IN THE WILD
    • RUNNING [WITH A DONKEY] IS FUN?
    • YOUR BEST RUNNING FRIEND
    • THIS IS A GAMER
    • FASTEST KNOWN TIME OR FUNNEST KNOWN TIME
    • LIVING MY BEST LIFE BEING A MOM FIRST
    • WHAT WE TALK ABOUT WHEN NOT TALKING ABOUT RUNNING
    • ANIMAL CROSSING ISLAND
    • WHAT THE HELL IS A BEAST?
    • OFFICIAL SUNGLASSES OF THE OCR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
    • SATURDAY MORNING IN THE GRAND CANYON
    • A BLIND BEAST KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES
    • RUNNING THE BARKLEY IS FUN?
    • BIG CAT BADASS
    • BUT FIRST HAPPINESS
    • LOS PADRES TRAVERSE FKT
    • JAVELINA JUNDRED RACE RECAP
    • OFFICIAL SUNGLASS PARTNER OF USA WEIGHTLIFTING
    • WE'RE AN AVATAR
    • GOODR UP YOUR GAME WITH ANIMAL CROSSING PATTERNS
    • ON THE FENCE ABOUT SPIN CLASS!?
    • PEDICABS IN NYC
    • FLAMBOYANCE
    • GOODR STAFF DEBUNK THE GAMER STIGMA
    • CLG & FRENDZ DEBUNK THE GAMER STIGMA
    • THE FLAMBOYANCE DEBUNKS THE GAMER STIGMA
    • A GOODR WEDDING
    • A CHAT WITH ALEXI PAPPAS
    • RACE RECAPS
    • IT'S OKAY TO HATE VIRTUAL RACES
    • CARL'S TOUR DE FRANCE RECAP 2020
    • SPEED PROJECT 2019
    • TIPS & TRICKS
    • RUNNING WHILE HIGH
    • IT'S NOT A BOGEY, IT'S A FLAMINGO
  • SHENANIGANS Open subnav
    • IN THE PRESS
    • A TALE OF THE GOODR CABANA
    • GOODR x REEBOK
    • PARTNERING WITH BIGGEST ESPORTS ARENA IN NORTH AMERICA!
    • SEASON 03 OF CULTURE GOODR IS OUT
    • YOU HAD ME AT DUNKIN'
    • TROPICAL OPTICALS
    • THE ROLLING STONES X COSMIC CRYSTALS
    • COSMIC CRYSTALS
    • GOODR REWIND
    • THE ROLLING STONES ALBUM SERIES
    • THE FUTURE IS VRG
    • ROLLING STONES HOT LIPS
    • INTRODUCING GAME GOODR
    • GAME GOODR PARTNERS WITH CLG
    • WONDER WOMAN SEQUEL
    • NEW CATEYE SUNGLASSES
    • POW! BAM! BATMAN SUNGLASSES!
    • GOODR PARTNERS WITH PABST BLUE RIBBON
    • WONDER WOMAN 1984 SUNGLASSES
    • GOODR RELEASES AVIATORS
    • RUNNER'S WORLD GEAR OF THE YEAR
    • CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
    • goodr GIVES BACK
    • GOODR x DENVER ZOO
    • JUST FLOCKING VOTE
    • BLACK LIVES MATTER
    • GOODR x 1% FOR THE PLANET RECYCLED SUNGLASSES
    • BRAVE LIKE GABE
    • SOCAL SPECIAL OLYMPICS COLLAB
    • SUNGLASSES ON THE FRONTLINE
    • 100% CARBON NEUTRAL
    • BREAKING SILENCE 2019
    • BREAKING SILENCE 2020
    • BREAKING SILENCE 2021
    • FUN
    • GIFT GUIDE
    • BEHIND THE DREAMS: THE CIRCLING
    • CARL AND HIS IDIOT COUSIN TEDDY
    • DUST OFF YOUR LIBRARY CARD
    • DEEP DIVE
    • THE BEST RUNNING SUNGLASSES GUIDE ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET
    • WHY YOU NEED ORANGE SUNGLASSES
    • COMPANY CULTURE WHILE WORKING REMOTELY
    • GET TRENDY WITH OUR NEW HIPSTER SUNGLASSES
    • THE BEST WOMEN’S SUNGLASSES
    • BEST GOLF SUNGLASSES
    • BEST SUNGLASSES FOR MEN
    • NEON SUNGLASSES
    • THE BEST PINK SUNGLASSES
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CARL’S ANTI-RESOLUTIONS 2021

Happy New Year Mother Flockers!

CARL’S ANTI-RESOLUTIONS: 3 REASONS TO TRASH YOUR PLANS AND BE HAPPY

Hey everybody! Carl the Flamingo here. I’m dictating this into my phone from the deck of my yacht. Boy, is it awesome having a yacht. I. Love. Yachts. However, they are costly to maintain. Man! I have so many problems! Anyway, my New Year’s Resolution was not to brag so much about my yacht. And I already broke it. Which brings me to my main point:

Trash your New Year’s Resolutions. At goodr, we’re all for personal growth, but we’re also for enjoying life. Like by indulging in cheat meals. Which can also result in personal growth -- in your belly! Not for me, though. My body is perfect. I have a six-pack, you just can’t see it under the feathers. Where was I? Oh yeah. Our new Anti-Resolution sunnies...

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For 2021, we released three sunglasses inspired by our favorite foods: pizza (The Passion of the Crust), ice cream (Sunnies with a Chance of Sprinkles) and tacos (It’s Tuesday Somewhere). We love you, and we promise to eat more of you. These polarized shades won’t slip or bounce and feature colorful prints of each tasty treat...wait a second...

Pizza, ice cream and tacos?! Those aren’t MY favorite foods!!! My favorite food is shrimp!!! WHERE is the shrimp-inspired sunglass?!?!?! ARGH. This is such an injustice. First, the cost of maintaining a yacht, now this. I guess life can’t be perfect. And neither can you. So feel free to break that restrictive meal plan. It’s worth it. And you can trust me. I have a yacht.

Sincerely,

Carl the Flamingo

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