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Carl the Flamingo is the ultimate wingman, whether he is your literal co-pilot when flying a plane, or a metaphorical co-pilot when you’re out at a bar looking to score. When you fly with Carl, it’s first class all the...
In honor of the futuristic style of this dope NEW pair of blue VRG sunnies, Best Dystopia Ever, we decided to part from our usual process of having our totally brilliant, completely irreplaceable copywriters write this origin story. Instead, we...
The incredible research scientists at goodr have once again written a quiz to ascertain top-secret things about your sunglasses destiny. Please answer these questions honestly so that your results are truthful and accurate: 1. Please choose your ideal date: A....
After winter storms canceled dozens of Southwaste Airlines flights, goodr CEO Carl the Flamingo rescued 69 lucky passengers with his private plane at LAX. But it wasn’t a typical flight. The sunglasses mogul pulled up in a pink and teal...
THESE NEW SNOW GS ARE SNOW JOKE!!! We thought it was a little strange at our recent product meeting when we saw that Carl the Flamingo had a whole karaoke setup rigged in our conference room. Apparently the idea for...
OR, GET ON THEIR LEVEL… We recently called upon our customers with small heads to test out our new perfectly petite Little F*cking goodrs to find out why being smaller is better. We should all get on their level: “My company...
CARL THE FLAMINGO VISITS HIS LOCAL MEDIEVAL DINNER & TOURNAMENT & MAKES A SHOCKING DISCOVERY If there’s one thing we know about Carl the Flamingo, it’s that he LOVES a deal. That’s one of the reasons why he likes to...
A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF THE BENEFITS OF BEING SHORTER When we were tasked with coming up with reasons why being short has benefits, we weren’t sure exactly what our extremely lazy internet research would unearth. It turns out that there...
IT’S HARD OUT HERE FOR A SHRIMP By now you may have noticed that we have written several stories lauding the benefits of being small. Obviously, there are benefits, like the fact that people with small heads will never know...
MORE REASONS WHY SMALLER IS BALLER No doubt you have read our other Origin Story, Short With Benefits. If you haven’t, first of all, HOW DARE YOU?! We guess we’ll wait here and tap our feet impatiently while you go...
THE SMALL BUT MIGHTY BENEFITS OF SITTING IN THE MIDDLE SEAT Everyone treats the middle seat like an unwanted stepchild. NO ONE wants to sit in the middle seat. We’re here to tell you that you’ve been approaching the middle...
Squawwwk!!! Carl the Flamingo here. goodr CEO, shrimp aficionado, (and lucky you) your national parks tour guide!!! We've got nine fantastic parks to see, so grab your trail mix, fill that canteen, and let's goooo!!! Joshua Tree First up is...
