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ORIGIN STORIES
- VRGs
- THE FUTURE IS VOID
- NAEON FLUX CAPACITOR
- VOIGHT-KAMPFF VISION
- SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER
- MACH Gs
- CLUBHOUSE CLOSEOUT
- TALES FROM THE GREENSKEEPER
- AMELIA EARHART GHOSTED ME
- BUZZED ON THE TOWER
- CAPTAIN BLUNT'S RED-EYE
- FREQUENT SKYMALL SHOPPERS
- KITTY HAWKERS' RAY BLOCKERS
- OPERATION: BLACKOUT
- OGs
- A GINGER'S SOUL
- DON'T FLOCK WITH A FLAMINGO
- WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
- PROFESSIONAL RESPAWNER
- SIDE SCROLL EYE ROLL
- MODERN DAY SNAKE OIL
- BLUE SHADES OF DEATH
- ELECTRIC DINOTOPIA CARNIVAL
- SILVERBACK SQUAT MOBILITY
- THESE SHADES ARE TRASH
- DON'T TAB SHAME ME
- LOST IN TRANSITION
- BFGs
- HOOKED ON ONYX
- IT'S NOT JUST A GAME
- CITRON+ALT+DELETE
- MINT JULEP ELECTROSHOCKS
- DO YOU EVEN PISTOL, FLAMINGO?
- RUNWAYS
- WORKIN' IT FROM HOME
- MARY QUEEN OF GOLF
- RAGE QUIT IT AND HIT IT
- GINGHAM IS SOOO LAST SEASON
- HAUTE DAY IN HELL
- VEGAN FRIENDLY COUTURE
- FAST AS SHELL
- CIRCLE Gs
- FADE-ER-ADE SHADES
- I'M WEARING BURGUNDY
- IT'S NOT BLACK, IT'S OBSIDIAN
- INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE
- FRESHLY BAKED MAN BUNS
- INFLUENCERS PAY DOUBLE
- I PICKLED THESE MYSELF
- MIDNIGHT RAMBLE AT THE CIRCLE BAR
- NINE DOLLAR POUR OVER
- STRANGE THINGS ARE AFOOT AT THE CIRCLE G
- STOP, DROP AND SCROLL
- BODHI'S ULTIMATE WAVE
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SPORTS
- IN THE WILD
- RUNNING [WITH A DONKEY] IS FUN?
- YOUR BEST RUNNING FRIEND
- THIS IS A GAMER
- FASTEST KNOWN TIME OR FUNNEST KNOWN TIME
- LIVING MY BEST LIFE BEING A MOM FIRST
- WHAT WE TALK ABOUT WHEN NOT TALKING ABOUT RUNNING
- ANIMAL CROSSING ISLAND
- WHAT THE HELL IS A BEAST?
- OFFICIAL SUNGLASSES OF THE OCR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
- SATURDAY MORNING IN THE GRAND CANYON
- A BLIND BEAST KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES
- RUNNING THE BARKLEY IS FUN?
- BIG CAT BADASS
- BUT FIRST HAPPINESS
- LOS PADRES TRAVERSE FKT
- JAVELINA JUNDRED RACE RECAP
- OFFICIAL SUNGLASS PARTNER OF USA WEIGHTLIFTING
- WE'RE AN AVATAR
- GOODR UP YOUR GAME WITH ANIMAL CROSSING PATTERNS
- ON THE FENCE ABOUT SPIN CLASS!?
- PEDICABS IN NYC
- FLAMBOYANCE
- GOODR STAFF DEBUNK THE GAMER STIGMA
- CLG & FRENDZ DEBUNK THE GAMER STIGMA
- THE FLAMBOYANCE DEBUNKS THE GAMER STIGMA
- A GOODR WEDDING
- A CHAT WITH ALEXI PAPPAS
- RACE RECAPS
- IT'S OKAY TO HATE VIRTUAL RACES
- CARL'S TOUR DE FRANCE RECAP 2020
- SPEED PROJECT 2019
- TIPS & TRICKS
- RUNNING WHILE HIGH
- IT'S NOT A BOGEY, IT'S A FLAMINGO
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SHENANIGANS
- IN THE PRESS
- A TALE OF THE GOODR CABANA
- GOODR x REEBOK
- PARTNERING WITH BIGGEST ESPORTS ARENA IN NORTH AMERICA!
- SEASON 03 OF CULTURE GOODR IS OUT
- YOU HAD ME AT DUNKIN'
- THE ROLLING STONES X COSMIC CRYSTALS
- COSMIC CRYSTALS
- THE ROLLING STONES ALBUM SERIES
- THE FUTURE IS VRG
- ROLLING STONES HOT LIPS
- GAME GOODR PARTNERS WITH CLG
- WONDER WOMAN SEQUEL
- NEW CATEYE SUNGLASSES
- POW! BAM! BATMAN SUNGLASSES!
- GOODR PARTNERS WITH PABST BLUE RIBBON
- WONDER WOMAN 1984 SUNGLASSES
- GOODR RELEASES AVIATORS
- RUNNER'S WORLD GEAR OF THE YEAR
- goodr GIVES BACK
- GOODR x DENVER ZOO
- BLACK LIVES MATTER
- GOODR x 1% FOR THE PLANET RECYCLED SUNGLASSES
- SOCAL SPECIAL OLYMPICS COLLAB
- 100% CARBON NEUTRAL
- FUN
- GIFT GUIDE
- BEHIND THE DREAMS: THE CIRCLING
- DEEP DIVE
- THE BEST RUNNING SUNGLASSES GUIDE ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET
- COMPANY CULTURE WHILE WORKING REMOTELY
- CULTURE
FOSSIL FINDING FOCAL ORIGIN STORY
In the mood for an adventure? Why not go on a fossil finding expedition?! Fossil finding is like getting in nature’s time machine to travel back thousands of years without the exorbitant cost!!! And the best part is, you don’t have to worry about causing a rip in the space-time continuum. (If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a thousand times: time travel causes a whole mess of problems NO one wants to deal with. We know from personal experience.)
You don't have to be a professional paleontologist to rustle up ancient remains. However, many first-time fossil hunters neglect things like safety and equipment. We collected these useful tips to help you get started:
1. Most fossils like to hang out in sedimentary rock. We’re not talking about your uncle Shale who never leaves his recliner. (Not because he can’t but because he doesn’t want to. We’re pretty sure the skin on his thighs and buttocks has fused with that velour upholstery by now. Can land-locked creatures get barnacles?) He’s what’s known as a sedentary rock. Make sure his scratchin’ stick is within reach before you leave for your fossil-finding adventure. You’ll be gone awhile.
2. Never go fossil hunting alone. Trust us, you’ll want someone there in case you fall into a ravine or need someone to pout to about how you haven’t found anything. Has anyone ever told you that patience is a virtue? This isn’t TJ Maxx where you can just walk into a magical store and fulfill all of your wildest fantasies by the cartload, you little consumeroid freak.
3. Make sure you bring plenty of hydration, like wine coolers. Oh yeah, and toilet paper. Maybe some snacks. Don’t drink from that stagnant, fetid pool unless you want incurable diarrhea forever.
4. Be sure to wear the proper gear and attire. (Might we suggest these fabulous green Fossil Finding Focals shades in our latest PHG frame style?) Oh yeah, and proper shoes with traction, etc. See above about falling into a ravine.
5. Keep a field journal to record all of your adventures!!! Be sure to use waterproof ink so that your recordings can’t be erased or changed. Also, we hear that urine can stand in for invisible ink. So like, if you find buried pirate treasure or something like that you can secretly record its location with your urine and come back later so you don’t have to split the spoils with your fossil-finding partner. That’s a real dick move BTW, we can’t believe you suggested it.
Never climb into dangerous, unfamiliar crevices (this is a good general life rule) or try to cuddle potentially poisonous animals. Make your fossil-finding companion do it first. We kid, we kid. You don’t want that on your conscience. But yeah, that cute widdle baby rattler doesn’t want to take duck face kissy pics for your insta-profile.
6. Be safe, have fun. Wear protection. (We’re talking about sunscreen and bug repellent you perv.)

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