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Three-quarter angle view of square-shaped sunglasses with purple frames and reflective green polarized lenses. A woman wearing purple sunglasses with green lenses fiercely holds gardening tools, an octopus tentacle behind her. Front view of square-shaped purple sunglasses with polarized green reflective lenses. Three-quarter angle view of purple sunglasses with green mirrored lenses sitting atop a papier-mâché octopus tentacle. A woman in a garden fiercely stares off wearing purple sunglasses with green reflective lenses, holding a purple garden trow.
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Gardening With A Kraken

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$25

1 YR Warranty
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1 YR Warranty
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Think your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

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MEET THE OG

No Slip

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight purple frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized green lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Original

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

THE ODD COUPLE
ORIGIN STORY

THE ODD COUPLE

“Tentacles feel amazing to the touch,” says goodr co-founder, Stephen. He’s been love drunk for a beautiful purple/teal eyed Kraken named Maven for years. He made us make these lovely spectacles to try and win her heart. (He has problems.)

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