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Three-quarter angle view of square-shaped black sunglasses with mirrored green lenses. Two runners wearing black sunglasses with green reflective lenses look over their shoulders, afraid as they jog in a meadow. Front view of square-shaped black sunglasses with green mirrored lenses. Three-quarter angle view of black sunglasses with reflective green lenses in a field, a glass of Absinthe behind them. A laughing man wearing black sunglasses with green reflective lenses looks ahead, holding a soccer ball in front of a goal.
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Vincent's Absinthe Night Terrors

OG

OG

$20

$25

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

These polarized teal lens sunglasses with black frames were the only thing that soothed the green fairy night terrors. No slip, no bounce shades come in handy whether you’re sweating from a run, a long bike ride, or an imaginary chase with a bright green grizzly on a unicycle.

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

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MEET THE OG

No Slip

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight black frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized green lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Original

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

A TORTURED SOUL
ORIGIN STORY

A TORTURED SOUL

So named for the black fingernails and green eyes of the late-and-great-tortured-artist and social-absinthe-alcoholic who most don't realize was also an ultra-long-distance sprinter. His famed Starry Night painting was inspired from an overnight 72K race he lost to Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. You can't make this stuff up.

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