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Gardening with a Kraken Origin Story

Gardening with a Kraken Origin Story

Back in the late 1950s, goodr co-founder and weirdo, Stephen Lease, had a sordid but gentle love affair with a bright purple kraken named Maven. He would spend days on end staring into her purple & teal eyes while tending to her garden (wink). He wrote her a love song one afternoon that was later stolen by the worst Beatle. We’ve recently found the original lyrics written on seaweed paper behind an old oil painting of the two of them. The painting is too graphic to share, but the lyrics are below.

 

I’d like to be under the sea

In Maven the Kraken’s garden in the shade

She’d let us in, knows where we’ve been

In her krankenie garden in the shade

I’d ask my friends to come and see

A krankenie garden with me

I’d like to be under the sea

In Maven the Kraken’s garden in the shade

 

We would be warm below the storm

In our little hideaway beneath the waves

Resting our head on the sea bed

In her krankenie garden near a cave

 

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