Operation: Blackout Origin Story
Whether it's a black out or brown out, these black aviator sunglasses are what you'll need to get through it.
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MYSTERIOUS POEM ABOUT PICKLING HIPSTER DISCOVERED IN AUSTIN, TEXAS The following poem was scrawled in Graffiti Park on Castle Hill in Austin, Texas, on March 9, 2020: There Once Was A Hipster From Austin There once was a hipster from...
Round hipster glasses for the low price of 2.7 overpriced coffees. So many humans have their morning routines. They wake up and go to the same spot to get coffee, or fuel up their vehicle, or pick up some morning...
Veronica was a fashion editor that always knew what was hot without even trying. And, in fact, made things hot by choosing them for her publication. She was once played by Meryl Streep in the little known film The Devil...
On Wednesday, two ornithologists at the Natural Avian Museum released the single “Stay Fly, Ornithologists.” The song features a bubbling pop-rap beat and lyrics full of cheesy bird puns. The ornithologists added that they are each going through an existential...
In the mood for an adventure? Why not go on a fossil finding expedition?! Fossil finding is like getting in nature’s time machine to travel back thousands of years without the exorbitant cost!!! And the best part is, you don’t...
PICK YOUR SPIRITUAL JOURNEY: THE FULL FLAMINGO MOON You wake up and rejoice that your annoying New Age roommate, Mindfulljess, left for Burning Man. Two weeks of freedom! No more drumming, no more crystals, and no more nasty stank. (Essential...
THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS?! This morning, picking at your chia seed pudding you realized it… No, it couldn’t… Could it be? The dawning of the Age of Aquarius?! Your spiritual guru, Celeste Moonbeam, didn’t mention...
