READY FOR A HISTORY LESSON? MORE LIKE A HORRIFIC TYPED SOAP OPERA SAGA? We’re here to talk about Mary, Queen of Scots. She has been credited as the first female golfer. She lived a dramatically traumatic life, with her father,...
A HIPSTER’S ANGRY RANT AFTER SOMEONE CALLED HIS GLASSES “BLACK” INSTEAD OF “OBSIDIAN” “‘I like your BLACK sunglasses?!?! Really? BLACK sunglasses? You think I’d be caught dead in BLACK sunglasses? If I died and somebody put black shades on my...
ANSWERS TO 3 BATSH*T CRAZY QUESTIONS ABOUT NAEON-FLUX CAPACITOR SUNGLASSES This week we were super excited to release our new, futuristic line of VRG sunglasses. That is, until we checked our email, and saw some weirdos had batsh*t crazy questions...
Our staff paleontologist at the time created this video for our initial release of Electric Dinotopia Carnival in early 2018. Clearly, her content production skills are not up-to-par with what we expect from our on-staff paleontologists, so she was let...
THE SILVERBACK IS THE BEAST OF BEASTS. He is very secretive about his workouts, but there is one thing we know for sure… he never skips leg day. In fact, we’re pretty sure every day is leg day for this...
OIL A Story About Black Blue Blocker Glasses AN HONEST PLEA TO SMART, ATTRACTIVE CONSUMERS Hey, you there! Yes, you! I can tell by your savvy intelligence AND your striking beauty that you know the value of a good deal!...
FIVE CATS REVIEW “VEGAN FRIENDLY COUTURE” SUNGLASSES The results are in! Cats don’t just love sun-bathing and getting their butts scratched! They also love Vegan Friendly Couture sunglasses! But don’t take it from us. Take it from these cats --...
PICK YOUR FAVORITE SHADE OF BLUE AND WE’LL TELL YOUR FORTUNE BEHOLD... YOUR FUTURE... 1. Azure. An old friend will come back into your life and give you a hug. Unfortunately, that old friend is now a zombie, and they’re...
INTRODUCING GOODR’S LATEST STYLE: CIRCLE GS Grab your typewriters, scarves and fixies, today we launched a new style: The Circle Gs. The line, Carl’s Inner Circle, has six round-framed, artisanally crafted sunnies, perfect to wear on Vampire Weekends and Vampire...
