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Origin Story

August 31, 2021

Don’t Tab Shame Me Origin Story
CONFESSIONS OF A TABAHOLIC: TEDDY THE TURKEY SPEAKS OUT “Hi everyone. My name is Teddy the Turkey, and I’m a tabaholic. “It started off slow. I kept tabs open for Gmail, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Twitch and Reddit. I thought...
August 31, 2021

Stop, Drop, And Scroll Origin Story
CHAOS IN LETTUCE LACE PARK Lettuce Lace Park witnessed an unprecedented Flamingo fight when rival flamingos came face to face in a quiet neighborhood located on the outskirts of Tampa. The incident took place near the park’s observation tower, which...
June 15, 2021

Tales from the Greenskeeper Origin Story

These Tales From the Greenskeeper shades were inspired by the legends of local golf course folklore. Intrigued? Check out these green golf sunglasses for yourself.
June 15, 2021

I’m Wearing Burgundy Origin Story
These burgundy golf sunglasses were inspired by an actual post spotted on Craigslist Missed Connections. Read the post, and then buy these polarized sunglasses.
June 15, 2021

Fade-Er-Ade Shades Origin Story
Haders gon hate! Check out these 3 Batsh*t crazy emails about Fade-Er-Ade shades from haders. Loose the long winded words and toss on these golf shades for yourself.
June 15, 2021

Clubhouse Closeout Origin Story
Guess who's back? Back again...CRAZY EDDY and his clubhouse closeout sale. Say whaaaat? You read it here first. Shop the not so crazy sale with the craziest prices.
May 31, 2021

Screw the Metric System Origin Story
Metric system or imperial system? Which one do you prefer? We’re here to give you four reasons why the metric system is trash.
May 31, 2021

The Gang’s All Queer Origin Story
Put your goodr pride sunglasses on and line up for the pride parade roll call! There will be no cannibal rainbows at this event.
May 31, 2021

Tropical Opticals: The Patterns Origin Story
The hottest tropical patterns belong on sunglasses. Gwyneth Carltrow makes that very clear in this outdated article in Glop. goodr made it happen.
May 31, 2021

Tropical Opticals: The Drinks Origin Story
These tropical drinks pair perfectly with goodr’s tropical drink inspired polarized running sunglasses. No slip, no bounce, no matter how drunk.
March 19, 2021

Cosmic Crystals: The Moon Origin Story
PICK YOUR SPIRITUAL JOURNEY: THE FULL FLAMINGO MOON You wake up and rejoice that your annoying New Age roommate, Mindfulljess, left for Burning Man. Two weeks of freedom! No more drumming, no more crystals, and no more nasty stank. (Essential...
March 19, 2021

Cosmic Crystals: The Sun Origin Story
THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS?! This morning, picking at your chia seed pudding you realized it… No, it couldn’t… Could it be? The dawning of the Age of Aquarius?! Your spiritual guru, Celeste Moonbeam, didn’t mention...

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