Cosmic Crystals Origin Story
Celeste Moonbeam is manifesting on the goodrTIMES to tell you about goodr’s crystal-bathed sunglasses. Ensconce your chakras in these shades.
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READY FOR A HISTORY LESSON? MORE LIKE A HORRIFIC TYPED SOAP OPERA SAGA? We’re here to talk about Mary, Queen of Scots. She has been credited as the first female golfer. She lived a dramatically traumatic life, with her father,...
HOOKED ON ONYX: AN ODE TO INFOMERCIALS Do you struggle to wear basic black? We’ve been there. Feeling awkward in your neon speedo at Muscle Beach because you didn't have the cajones to go with understated black? We get it,...
A HIPSTER’S ANGRY RANT AFTER SOMEONE CALLED HIS GLASSES “BLACK” INSTEAD OF “OBSIDIAN” “‘I like your BLACK sunglasses?!?! Really? BLACK sunglasses? You think I’d be caught dead in BLACK sunglasses? If I died and somebody put black shades on my...
PICK YOUR FAVORITE SHADE OF BLACK AND WE’LL TELL YOUR FUTURE fortune teller squares BEHOLD... YOUR FUTURE… 1. Charcoal. You’re expecting an important letter, and the delay has you flustered. Do not worry. It will arrive tomorrow, bearing good news:...
ARE YOU A HUMAN OR A ROBOT? TAKE OUR QUIZ! 1. You’re walking through a meadow and see a sheep stuck on its back. You are not helping it. Why? A. I’m recording a video of it for The Gram....
ANSWERS TO 3 BATSH*T CRAZY QUESTIONS ABOUT NAEON-FLUX CAPACITOR SUNGLASSES This week we were super excited to release our new, futuristic line of VRG sunglasses. That is, until we checked our email, and saw some weirdos had batsh*t crazy questions...
10 CLEVER THINGS TO YELL WHEN YOU THROW YOUR ENEMY TO THEIR DEATH We’ve all been in that awkward situation where you get in a fist fight with your enemy and throw them off a precipice to their death. As...
Our staff paleontologist at the time created this video for our initial release of Electric Dinotopia Carnival in early 2018. Clearly, her content production skills are not up-to-par with what we expect from our on-staff paleontologists, so she was let...
THE SILVERBACK IS THE BEAST OF BEASTS. He is very secretive about his workouts, but there is one thing we know for sure… he never skips leg day. In fact, we’re pretty sure every day is leg day for this...
HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT MINT JULEP (BEAST GOODR STYLE) If you’ve come looking for a timeless classic cocktail, featuring a pristine balance of sweet and fragment mint, mixed carefully over gently crushed ice and featuring a delicious, aged bourbon...
OIL A Story About Black Blue Blocker Glasses AN HONEST PLEA TO SMART, ATTRACTIVE CONSUMERS Hey, you there! Yes, you! I can tell by your savvy intelligence AND your striking beauty that you know the value of a good deal!...