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10 CLEVER THINGS TO YELL WHEN YOU THROW YOUR ENEMY TO THEIR DEATH

We’ve all been in that awkward situation where you get in a fist fight with your enemy and throw them off a precipice to their death. As they plummet in the abyss, they bellow a guttural scream and you open your mouth to shout something witty. But you got nothing. Your mind draws a blank. SPLAT! Your enemy’s body hits the ground in a wet explosion of guts and gore and all you can think is “Whoa! I should’ve come up with a punchline!”

Well, don’t despair, bud! Sunglasses brand goodr has got your back. Here are 10 Clever Things To Yell When You Throw Your Enemy To Their Death.

10. “It’s your favorite season -- fall!”

9. “Wow! I’ll tell your lover you ARE willing to go down!”

8. “I hope you understand the gravity of the situation!”

7. “That’s it! Enough tomfoolery -- you’re grounded!”

6. “Pro-tip: After you say something clever, drop the mic!” (Only works if your enemy’s name is Mike.)

5. “Hey! Do you ever get that sinking feeling?”

4. “When I go high, you go low!”

3. “Are you doing an impression of Ben Affleck’s movie career in the early 2000’s? Because you just took a nosedive!”

2. “So, what’s your favorite social networking website -- Instagram, or Tumblr?”

1. “See you at the party, Richter!” (This line is most effective if you say it while wearing stylish futuristic See You At The Party, Richter! VRG sunglasses.)

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