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Nice technique, but we couldn’t help notice you squinting through your morning practice in that direct sunlight. If you look like you’re solving a calculus problem out on the water, then you’ve got bigger problems than your split time (like not seeing the buoy until you’re kissing it). Unlike that calc problem, we’ve got an answer for your squint problem: goodr rowing sunglasses that can survive the wind, chop, and long distances.
Any old pair of sunglasses won’t do. Rowing demands more from you and your gear. Focus, endurance, and grit. Your sunglasses should be bringing this type of energy to the water.
Early morning glare from the sun (aka UV rays) requires optimal UV and light protection. It’s not just about the squinting, it’s about your eye health. Your eyeballs can experience sunburns, too. To maximize your peeper coverage and protect your eyeballs, it’s best to pair that UV protection with polarized lenses for improved visibility so you can actually catch what's ahead. (Goodbye, glare. We were never fond of you anyway.) Depending on the time of day, you'll deal with more light or less light bouncing off the water; either way, your sunnies should handle it.
With every stroke, water flies and splashes all around you, and every surge will test your gear. The last thing you need is a pair of rowing sunglasses that bounce off your face mid-drive. Ensuring a no-slip and no-bounce fit makes race days or long training sessions comfortable. Grinding through 10K? Or gliding through a 2K? Your sunglasses should remain stable.
Not all sunglasses are made for the water. Whether you’re an avid sweep or sculling rower, here’s what actually matters when every stroke counts:
Lightweight frames that won’t slip or bounce mid-stroke and fit comfortably from launch to dock. The only thing you should lose sight of during the regatta is the competition, not the finish line.
No-slip, no-bounce grip for intense or sweaty sessions, because your eyewear should work harder than you do. Your sweat should be the last thing you think about. Let your sunglasses handle their own.
Sweat-resistant and water-friendly design, meaning your sunnies won’t degrade after the first few sessions (aka built to be durable).
Polarized, scratch-resistant lenses to cut glare and survive a trip to the other side of the oar. Yes, we said glasses that can take a hit.
Stylish enough to wear post-row, no matter the angle you're serving at the after-party. Let’s face it, when you roll into the after-party, you want to lead with your crew’s win when you hit the bar.
Now to the good stuff. Sunglasses that deliver on all fronts. And not just like pizza delivery at 2 AM (good in theory, regret in the morning). These actually show up from the first stroke to the after-party.
These baddies float like ice cream in a root beer float. And they’re just as light and smooth. A triple threat, if you will. Check out They Call Me Unsinkable or Sea Foam Party Favor. If you go overboard or somehow knock them off your face, they’re floating back up. And with hydrophobic lenses, water rolls right off.
Classic performance frames. A reliable, lightweight square frame with zero bounce. These snugly fit most faces for that perfect fit and are suitable for all-day wear. Give Whiskey Shots with Satan a try or Side Scroll Eye Roll.
Designed for larger noggins because they deserve sunnies that fit, too. These frames feature wide lenses for full sun coverage across a range of conditions, and extra grippy silicone inserts so they actually stay on your head. Our BFG-wearers love Just Knock it On and Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees.
Aviator frames meet high performance. These shades are ideal for rowers who like a sleek look and don’t think speed is optional. At the perfect intersection of fashion-sport sunglasses, these bad boys are a seamless water-to-pub transition without missing a beat (because your sunnies should be as flexible as your training schedule). The teardrop shape also offers more peripheral coverage and airflow. Top-rated shades include Operation Blackout and Moonlight Charging Station.
Rest easy, because all the hard work is done. Every pair listed comes loaded with features that matter most, so you can focus on the water and not your sunglasses.
Polarized lenses with UV400 protection ward off UVA and UVB rays. (The only protection that is broadly acknowledged as adequate by ophthalmologists and other sunglasses experts.)
No-slip, sweat-proof construction with frames that have been assembled with special grip coating.
Lightweight, zero-bounce frames that hold strong through every pull without ever weighing you down.
We’ve come a long way in a short time. Remember when you were convinced that squinting was the only way?! If you ever find yourself hesitating, think back to what matters most when rowing. UV protection, especially out on the water, where light bounces off every ripple. Bounce-free frames that tell sweat and spray to scram. And polarized lenses, so you can actually see the water.
Whether you take our sunglasses recommendations or blaze your own trail, either way, the most important thing is fit. Even if you have the most stylish shades out on the water or every feature under the sun, if they don’t fit right, it’s all for naught.
Once your crew sees your new rowing companions, there will be glances. Maybe some jealousy. Before that little green-eyed monster upsets the boat's balance, tell them where you got them and where to purchase their own. Sure, keeping goodr a secret is tempting, but sharing goes a long way. Help them discover what a real upgrade feels like. Besides, you all want to look great when crushing the competition. Might as well do it together, rocking goodr sunglasses.
Now grab your all-in-one sunglasses and let’s get back to rowing!
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