ANSWERS TO 3 BATSH*T CRAZY QUESTIONS ABOUT NAEON-FLUX CAPACITOR SUNGLASSES
So sorry to see you are selling Naeon Flux Capacitor sunglasses. Since you are telling people to go back in time and bone their mom, I will not be purchasing your products. It’s fine for individual employees to go back in time and bone their mom, but not to tell customers to go back in time and bone your mom as part of a campaign.
America is a great country and I don’t want to go back in time and bone my mom. And I certainly hope no future children of mine come back in time to bone me. Shame on you. Why are you encouraging me to go back in and bone my mom?!?!
Thanks for reaching out! We’re so sorry to hear our Naeon Flux Capacitor sunglasses are so offensive to you, as this was not our intent.
Here at goodr, we do not encourage consumers to go back in time and bone their mom. We encourage consumers to go back in time and BONE SOMEONE. We don’t care who. Just get your freak on.
I am OUTRAGED you are selling shades called Naeon Flux Capacitor. That name encourages children to become tall scantily clad nihilistic anarchist acrobatic assassins. And I want my children to be short obese bundled-up existentialist fascist clumsy hippies. When I read “Naeon Flux Capacitor,” I was so startled, I spilled my coffee. Can you send me a new coffee?
HOW DARE YOU!?!?!??!! THE NAME “NAEON FLUX CAPACITOR” IS AN ABOMINATION!!!! PORTMANTEAUS ARE EVIL! EVIL, I SAY! FIRST THEY MADE “CHORTLE” FROM “CHUCKLE” AND “SNORT.” THEN THEY MADE “SMOG” FROM “SMOG” AND “FOG.” THEN THEY MADE “BRUNCH” FROM “BREAKFAST” AND “LUNCH.” WHEN DOES IT END?! WHEN DOES IT ALL END?!?!??!?!
It’s “goodr,” not “Goodr.” We quit reading after that. Spell our name right if you want a response.
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