If you're a batsh*t crazy basement dweller who believes in conspiracy theories about Martha Washington coming back from the dead to be our Zombie Queen, don't email us with baseless complaints. We don't care WHO you vote for...as long as it isn't Carl the Flamingo. (A rich drunk pansexual kleptomaniac flamingo is fun to drink with...but should NOT have political power.)
Voting isn't always easy. But it's worth it. Make a plan in case your governor's an asshole who suppresses the vote by installing obstacle courses and booby traps at polling places. Also, do your research. Don't just vote for whoever has the least nose hair. Or the most nose hair. Or the prettiest — look, forget about the nose hair. Focus on the issues. Non-nose-hair-related issues.
So put on your Just Flocking Vote sunnies, and exercise your right to vote. You made time to watch hundreds of hours of reality shows about cake, alcoholic housewives, and sassy drag queens. You can make time for this. (Plus the first 250 orders come with a complimentary "Just Flocking Vote" pin!!!)
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BallotReady is on a mission to create a more informed democracy by preparing voters across the U.S. with fact-checked, nonpartisan information on every race and measure that will appear on their ballots. BallotReady also provides other nonpartisan voter resources, like making plans to vote safely through early voting and vote-by-mail, based on the rules of each jurisdiction in all 50 states. BallotReady helps impassioned voters scale their impact and get out the vote with tools for SuperVoters and BallotParties. BallotReady tools have been used by brands like Snapchat and the Miami Heat, as well as public figures like Kerry Washington, Lizzo and the Jonas Brothers.
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