Did you feel that massive seismic activity? Probably not, because you were sitting in a fancy schmancy vibrating gaming chair. “The Big One” could come and go, and gamers wouldn’t even notice. Scientists discovered the tectonic incidents across North America formed the shape of a flamingo holding a game controller. There’s only one explanation: goodr partnered with the largest dedicated esports facility in North America, Esports Stadium Arlington!!! 

Why create sunglasses for gamers? Because gamers go outside too! GAME goodrs won’t slip or bounce while you’re throwing fireballs, shooting aliens, or paying off a crippling debt to an evil raccoon crook. These stylish, comfortable colorways include polarized sunglasses and “Blue Mirage” blue light blocking glasses. Why? Because some scientists say blue light is bad for you. Others say, “Hey! Get out of my lab! I’m doing science!”

goodr makes fun, affordable sunglasses for runners, cyclists, weightlifters, golfers, and gamers. The brand won Runner’s World Gear of the Year twice, PGA Buyer’s Choice, Men’s Health Best Buy, Rolling Stone’s Favorite Sunglasses For Athletes, GQ’s Best Sunglasses of 2020, and Inc. Magazine’s Best Places To Work. Most recently, they were featured in Oprah Daily’s Summer Quarterly edition for must-have gear. (Everybody, look under your chair! YOU get goodrs! And YOU get goodrs! And YOU get goodrs! But actually you don’t.)

In celebration of this partnership, Carl the Flamingo said, “SQUAAAAWK! SQUAWK!!!“ This roughly translates to: “Everyone knows that bigger is better, so we’re thrilled to partner with Esports Stadium Arlington, the biggest and best in esports arenas!!! And I’m not just saying that because I want them to blast my new single ‘We Will Squawk You’ in the arena every time they hold an event. But they should if they know what’s good for them.”