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Dinner Mint Debauchery Origin Story

Dinner Mint Debauchery Origin Story

Unfortunately, this story* has been redacted due to the shocking X-rated, utter filth it contains.

All you need to know is that these fresh AF mint green OG sunglasses with gradient lenses were inspired by the Dinner Mint Debauchery that ensued when Carl the Flamingo popped a complimentary butter mint after splitting an order of clams casino with his on-again-off-again-but-mostly-off-again fiancé, Turlana Quackenbush, on a recent trip to Las Vegas. Apparently, that minty tingle made him feel some type of way…

HORNY.

It made him horny. Alright?!

(*There are rumors that this smut still exists somewhere on the dark web. Happy hunting, you filthy animal.)

THE ORIGINALS

THE SUNNIES THAT STARTED IT ALL

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Flamingos On A Booze Cruise

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Gardening With A Kraken

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Swedish Meatball Hangover

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Donkey Goggles

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ORIGIN STORIES

THE STORY BEHIND THE SHADES

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