ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, SHUT UP!!! PRIDE PARADE ROLL CALL!!!!!
“Angel-winged twinks?”
“HERE!”
“Drag queens serving body-ody-ody?”
“HERE!”
“Leather daddies serving body-ody-ody?”
“HERE!”
“Anti-LGBTQ+ protesters that try to ruin everyone’s vibe but fail miserably?”
“The Lesbian, gay, bisexuals, transgender and queer/questioning community?”
“HERE!”
“Hacky comedians that make sh*tty jokes about pronouns, gender identity, and how ‘LGBTQ’ is soooooo many letters?”
“...”
“Good, f*ck those assholes. Straight allies?”
“HERE!”
“Beefcakes in thongs gyrating in cages?”
“HERE!”
“Confused tourists?”
“AHHHHHHH!!!! We mean, HERE!”
“People who drank way too much way too fast?”
“HERRRREERERRRRRR.”
“People wearing rainbows?”
“HERE!”
“A psychopath named Rainbow wearing people?”
“...”
“Good! They’re still in prison. That’s good. People wearing goodr’s rainbow flag-themed sunglass The Gang’s All Queer -- a portion of the profits go to the LA LGBT Center!”
“HERE!”
“People who think this ‘Pride Parade roll call’ thing has gone on a bit long, and should just wrap up?”
“HERE!”
“Oof. Harsh. Okay, done. The gang’s all queer!”
NOTE: If you are unable to safely celebrate due to the pandemic, see last year’s
post: “YASSS QUARANTINE! FIVE THINGS YOU NEED TO THROW A PRIDE PARADE AT HOME.”
THE SUNNIES THAT STARTED IT ALL
THE STORY BEHIND THE SHADES
