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ORIGIN STORIES
- MACH Gs
- AMELIA EARHART GHOSTED ME
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- OPERATION: BLACKOUT
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- SILVERBACK SQUAT MOBILITY
- THE EMPIRE DID NOTHING WRONG
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- CAN I TIKI YOUR FANCY?
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- FRESHLY PICKED CERULEAN
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- INFLUENCERS PAY DOUBLE
- I PICKLED THESE MYSELF
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- NINE DOLLAR POUR OVER
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SPORTS
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- A GOODR WEDDING
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- TIPS & TRICKS
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- IT'S NOT A BOGEY, IT'S A FLAMINGO
- IN THE WILD
- ON THE FENCE ABOUT SPIN CLASS!?
- GOODR UP YOUR GAME WITH ANIMAL CROSSING PATTERNS
- PEDICABS IN NYC
- WE'RE AN AVATAR
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SHENANIGANS
- IN THE PRESS
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- FUN
- GIFT GUIDE
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- CARL AND HIS IDIOT COUSIN TEDDY
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- WHO IS CRAZY EDDY?
- DEEP DIVE
- ARE BLUE BLOCKERS A BLUE MIRAGE?
- THE BEST RUNNING SUNGLASSES GUIDE ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET
- WHY YOU NEED ORANGE SUNGLASSES
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- CULTURE
SILVERBACK SQUAT MOBILITY
The Silverback is the beast of beasts.
He is very secretive about his workouts, but there is one thing we know for sure… he never skips leg day. In fact, we’re pretty sure every day is leg day for this guy.
Scientists first discovered this creature thanks to a message in a bottle, found washed up 200,000 miles away from the island of Gitche Gumee. We were able to obtain a copy and hope it inspires you to get down and work the bottom of your squat, because let’s face it, mobility is king.
SILVERBACK
On the shores of Gitche Gumee,
By the big sea shining water
Stood the Silverback in all his might
Squats so deep those glutes are tight
Who is that mighty beast
What beast is this who can’t be beat
Who is this mighty beast,
With perfect squat mobility
Silverback The King of ALL Beasts!
Now put these gray sunglasses on and get ready to squat your pants off. You don’t need to walk tomorrow.
Polarized
