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Our staff paleontologist at the time created this video for our initial release of Electric Dinotopia Carnival in early 2018. Clearly, her content production skills are not up-to-par with what we expect from our on-staff paleontologists, so she was let go. However, the completely factual information in the video is still important to disseminate, so please enjoy!

Pop on these teal with mirrored purple lens sunglasses and go be the social creature that you are. Dance, run, eat whatever fungus comes your way, and try not to go extinct.

woman wearing teal with mirrored purple lenses goodr sunglasses


Side Scroll Eye Roll Origin Story

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Vegan Friendly Couture Origin Story

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Bonus Episode 03: Where Are We Now?

In addition to this fun and brightly colored chart, we practice a rolling 12. Which is fancy accounting speak for...