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A GINGER'S SOUL
A Story About Black Sunglasses
A GINGER’S SOUL
Most people get it wrong,
Thinking a soul is something Gingers lack,
When the truth of it is,
Gingers all have souls (it’s just that they are black).
~ Introductory stanza to the 18th-century epic poem, “A Ginger‘s Soul” written by Ebeneezer Von Goodrsmark, dog lover and founder of goodr
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