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Three-quarter angle view of square-shaped teal sunglasses with teal reflective polarized lenses.
Three-quarter angle view of square-shaped teal sunglasses with teal reflective polarized lenses.
Three runners wearing teal sunglasses with teal lenses hold sections of a giant Loch Ness monster puppet as they jog.
Front view of square-shaped teal sunglasses with teal mirrored lenses.
Three-quarter angle view of square teal sunglasses with teal reflective lenses sitting atop a pile of gold velvet fabric.
A smirking muscular man wears teal sunglasses with teal reflective lenses and flexes his biceps, palm trees in the distance.

Nessy's Midnight Orgy

OG

OG

$20

$25

1-Year Warranty
30-Day Free Returns
1-Year Warranty
30-Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

These legendary teal polarized sunglasses with UV400 protection were inspired by the epic… um, “parties” hosted by the queen of lake monsters herself. No slip, no bounce frames are perfect for sweaty activities of all kind– running, beasting, golfing, biking, and making waves.

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

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MEET THE OG

Line drawing of sunglasses, labeled with yellow circles containing numbers "1" and "2" to indicate specific parts. An outlined illustration of a pair of square framed sunglasses. Yellow circles labeled "3" and "4" highlight specific parts of the sunglasses
White background with the number 1 in a yellow circle shown in the top left corner

No Slip

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

Number 2 in a yellow circle in the top left corner of a white background

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight teal frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized teal lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

a yellow button with "4" in the middle

All Original

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

AS YOU WISH, YOUR MAJESTY
ORIGIN STORY

AS YOU WISH, YOUR MAJESTY

Whatever Queen Nessy wants, Queen Nessy gets. And usually, that's sweet Loch Ness Monster teal skin on skin. Mmmmmm...that sounds good, so we made these teal on teal shades to sneak into the mix...you want in?

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