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Three-quarter angle view of square-shaped gray sunglasses with polarized gray lenses. A man and woman wearing gray sunglasses with gray lenses and silver paint on their mouths look off in the distance fiercely. Front view of square-shaped sunglasses with translucent dark gray frames and gray polarized lenses. Three-quarter angle view of gray active sunglasses with gray lenses sitting atop bottles of silver spray paint. A fierce woman wearing gray sunglasses with gray lenses and silver paint over her mouth drives a rusty post-apocalyptic car.
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Going To Valhalla... Witness!

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1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

These legendary gray and chrome sunnies might not literally transport you to a Norse warrior paradise, but they’ll look and feel heavenly. No slip, no bounce frames with a snug, comfortable fit, and polarized chrome lenses with UV400 protection will keep your peepers safe and sound.

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

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No Slip

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight grey frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized chrome lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Original

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

WITNESS!!!
ORIGIN STORY

WITNESS!!!

Pro tip: forget sucking oxygen at some aid station, that's for losers and weaklings. Instead, try silver spray paint while rocking these gray and chrome shades. You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen, but you’ll be flying to Valhalla, guaranteed.

Artwork pictured in photo is named ‘Into the Ground’ and the artists are Audrey Snyder and Joe Riley.

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