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Going To Valhalla... Witness!
FURIOUSLY-POLARIZED GRAY & CHROME
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or evading pursuit down Fury Road.
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
WITNESS!!!
Pro tip: forget sucking oxygen at some aid station, that's for losers and weaklings. Instead, try silver spray paint while rocking these gray and chrome shades. You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen, but you’ll be flying to Valhalla, guaranteed.
Artwork pictured in photo is named ‘Into the Ground’ and the artists are Audrey Snyder and Joe Riley.
Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov
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FURIOUSLY-POLARIZED GRAY & CHROME
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or evading pursuit down Fury Road.
SPLIT
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
WITNESS!!!
Pro tip: forget sucking oxygen at some aid station, that's for losers and weaklings. Instead, try silver spray paint while rocking these gray and chrome shades. You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen, but you’ll be flying to Valhalla, guaranteed.
Artwork pictured in photo is named ‘Into the Ground’ and the artists are Audrey Snyder and Joe Riley.
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The OGs
87996399674
All
77800210490
All Models
161000915002
Another Mother Runner
79319105594
BEAST
167193641018
Best Gifts Under $25
163675570234
Chrome Lens
161185431610
Citius
262919487546
FUNCTIONAL
264741847098
Gifts for Athletes
155336802362
Gray Sunglasses
88545722426
Grey
264995110970
Holiday Deals
260958322746
Inline
83063636026
Men's Sunglasses
79106211898
Normal
77800570938
OG
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Reflective
79212085306
Reginald The Unicorns Unicolors
264652488762
Running By Activity
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Running Sunglasses
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Stord Friends & Family
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FURIOUSLY-POLARIZED GRAY & CHROME
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or evading pursuit down Fury Road.
SPLIT
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
WITNESS!!!
Pro tip: forget sucking oxygen at some aid station, that's for losers and weaklings. Instead, try silver spray paint while rocking these gray and chrome shades. You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen, but you’ll be flying to Valhalla, guaranteed.
Artwork pictured in photo is named ‘Into the Ground’ and the artists are Audrey Snyder and Joe Riley.
SPLIT