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Three-quarter angle view of square-shaped white sunglasses with non-reflective rose-tinted lenses. A man and woman in white sunglasses with rose lenses confidently stand back-to-back, blood spatter on their golf shirts. Front view of square-shaped white sunglasses with non-reflective rose-tinted lenses. Three-quarter angle view of white sunglasses with rose-tinted lenses sitting on a blood-stained golf green. A woman wearing white sunglasses with non-reflective rose-tinted lenses looks off to the side fiercely on a sunny day.
POLARIZED

Au Revoir, Gopher

OG

OG

$25

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

Gophers got you down? Don’t vent your anger on these furry friends. Instead, slip on a pair of these white and rose sunnies with high contrast lenses to boost ground visibility so you can safely plant more root vegetables. We’ve said too much. *SQUEAK* (Scurries into the distance.)

Non-Reflective Lenses

Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting.

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MEET THE OG

No Slip

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Originals

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

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