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  1. Episode 16: Q&A Time! BONUS EP. 01: How did you come up with the idea of using funny names for your glasses? How did the birth of Carl the Flamingo come about? Is it hard to get a job at goodr? ...We know you want to know. THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IN A VERY LARGE NUTSHELL: We started this podcast to give whoever is listening (this could include your dog) a behind the shades look at goodr. We wanted to share our culture with the world and hopefully inspire others. You only really hear about 1% of the things we do. So if...
  2. Captain Blunt's Red-Eye Origin Story TEENAGERS FURIOUS NO MARIJUANA ON CAPTAIN BLUNT’S RED-EYE After graduating from Rancho Cucamonga High School on June 12, 2015, best friends Jacob Vandestreek and Austin LaRocco planned a crazy adventure: Take “Captain Blunt’s Red-Eye” from San Francisco, CA, to Sydney, Australia. However, the 18-year-olds were astonished to discover the plane flight had nothing whatsoever to do with marijuana. “We thought it would be like that movie Soul Plane with Snoop Dogg and Method Man,” says Vandestreek...
  3. Insert Coin to Continue Origin Story AN OPEN LETTER TO ELON MUSK TO MAKE AN ARCADE GAME-INSPIRED CAR Dear Elon Musk, We know you’re busy recording terrible EDM songs and getting high with Joe Rogan, but we were wondering if you could take a teensy bit of time out of your schedule to work on a special project for us: An arcade game inspired car. (Or “carcade,” if you will.) Here’s all the ideas we have so far: The car is coin-operated, not gas operated. So every time it dies, an “insert coin to continue” screen appears on the win...
  4. Brave Like Gabe PREPARE TO BE INSPIRED... The most amazing part about goodr’s Co-Brand Program is that the goodr team gets to flamingle with incredible humans doing extraordinary things for the world. It is inspiring in many ways. A recent Co-Brand collaboration was with the Brave Like Gabe Foundation. The result: these white with blue mirrored reflective Running on Hope sunglasses. These sunglasses represent the passion and drive of Gabriele “Gabe” Grunewald, a professional runner, who never gave up hope. B...
  5. Neon Sunglasses: Where To Buy + The Best Colors Neon colors are pretty dang cool. Go ask anyone old enough to have fully experienced the 80s, they’ll tell you. In fact, just go ask anyone that’s just been to an 80s party. Neon is a retro trend that we hope never goes away. Thanks to goodr, you can neonify your face! In -- you guessed it! -- the form of polarized sunglasses! Why? Well, we could tell you… but it’s going to cost you the three minutes and 35 seconds it takes to read this article. Or less, if you’re a speed reader. If you are a...
  6. Carl And His Idiot Cousin Teddy 0We all have one Idiotic Cousin who’s constantly in trouble for doing idiotic things. Well, goodr CEO Carl the Flamingo has one too: Teddy the Turkey. Their relationship began like all great relationships: at one of Beyoncé’s parties. In May 2017, Carl attended Bey’s glamorous “Push Party” baby shower at a Beverly Hills private residence. (In 2008, Bey hired Carl to ghostwrite the song “If I Were A Flamingo,” later reworked to “If I Were A Boy.” They’ve been besties ever since.) During the ...
  7. The Best Pink Sunglasses IT ALL STARTED WITH PINK SUNGLASSES Our Flamingos on a Booze Cruise colorway, pink with teal lenses, were one of our original six colorways. Why? BECAUSE PINK IS THE BEST. Check out Carl, our CEO flamingo, rocking them below >> Sing with us: We like pink sunglasses and we cannot lie! You other brothers (and sisters and anyone else) can’t deny. When a person walks in with a pink shade on their face and a somethin somethin somethin… Anyway. That was about to go NSFW, but you get the point...
  8. National Parks Origin Story Squawwwk!!! Carl the Flamingo here. goodr CEO, shrimp aficionado, (and lucky you) your national parks tour guide!!! We've got nine fantastic parks to see, so grab your trail mix, fill that canteen, and let's goooo!!! Joshua Tree First up is Joshua Tree National Park! This gorgeous landscape is filled with ethereal mystery, red rocks, and people looking to "find themselves". If one of these people asks you for directions back to the trail, take a swig of your canteen and say &...
  9. goodr Partners with BIGGEST Esports Arena in North America! Did you feel that massive seismic activity? Probably not, because you were sitting in a fancy schmancy vibrating gaming chair. “The Big One” could come and go, and gamers wouldn’t even notice. Scientists discovered the tectonic incidents across North America formed the shape of a flamingo holding a game controller. There’s only one explanation: goodr partnered with the largest dedicated esports facility in North America, Esports Stadium Arlington!!! Why create sunglasses for gamers? Because...
  10. Episode 6: Our Origin Story… The Fairytale & F-Ups In five years goodr has grown to over 60 employees, is sold in over 1,500 stores in 30 countries, and has won multiple awards. It has been a fairytale... haha… kind of... THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IN A VERY LARGE NUTSHELL:Why the Santa yeti you ask? Because it feels like flocking Christmas! Season 2 of the CULTURE goodr podcast kicks off with this very episode and we know you’ve been waiting for it like a child waits to see their overflowing stocking on X-Mas morning. Starting a brand is a GRIND, a...
  11. Episode 2 Stabilize, Communicate, Execute. How We Responded To Covid We’ll outline our NWO (New World Order) and how we leaned on transparency to create a plan that got us through the first wave of Covid-19. THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IN A LARGE NUTSHELL: Welcome to episode two of the CULTURE goodr podcast. Today we’re talking about our New World Order plans. Nope, no rock bands or mosh pits. Unfortunately. Lookin’ behind the shades, once the pandemic hit, goodr as a whole was able to adapt pretty quickly. Go take a whiskey shot with Satan, because really, the de...
  12. Talk Celtic to Me Origin Story Hello there. We’re hoping and guessing that you arrived here because you were searching for green sunglasses. Were we right? If not, why are you here? (Don’t answer that, no one is actually listening. Or are we…?) The reason we thought you might be here in search of green sunglasses is because that is the topic of this very important piece of journalism. Green sunglasses. Did we say green sunglasses yet? If not, green sunglasses. What some might consider a cheap ploy for search engine optim...