S03E018: Game Community ManagerGAME COMMUNITY MANAGER: DEBUNKING THE GAMING STIGMA: GAMERS GO OUTSIDE TOO Season 3, Episode 18 of CULTURE goodr, follows Stephen, the CEO of a small UHF television station who stumbles upon a secret broadcast signal featuring non-stop kitten videos releasing subliminal messages encouraging viewers to buy more TUNA. MORE TUUUNAAA!!! The Mind-cOntRol conspiracy unfolds as hE uncovers The signal's soUrce, and he loses touch with reality. After discoveriNg Stephen unconscious And buried in a...
Modern Day Snake Oil Origin StoryOIL A Story About Black Blue Blocker Glasses AN HONEST PLEA TO SMART, ATTRACTIVE CONSUMERS Hey, you there! Yes, you! I can tell by your savvy intelligence AND your striking beauty that you know the value of a good deal! When a good deal saunters by, you don’t stick your head in the sand like an ostrich! You stick your tongue down its throat like a flamingo! Now, it’s true: This dadgum flabbergasting nastly ghastly pandemic has been cancelling every event in sight. But there’s some things it...
Tropical Opticals: The Drinks Origin StoryFROM A “CARLTHA STEWART SIMPLY EXISTING” MAGAZINE CLIPPING FOUND CRAMMED IN THE BACK OF OUR MOM’S RECIPE DRAWER… Aloha friends! The rare heirloom irises I planted last spring have started to poke their radiant heads out. (Eat your heart out Buffin Von Winthorne Colby, I’ve got this year’s Hamptons’ Gardener of the Year award in the bag! By the way readers, did you know that liquid drain cleaner kills roses? Haha how droll!) Anyhow, Spring has sprung and that means Summer is just around the co...
Cheesy Flight Attendant Origin StoryJust as you get settled into your cramped airline seat for takeoff it begins… “Gouda day ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brie and I’ll brie serving you today. On behalf and half of Captain Stilton and the entire Crudités, welcome aboard Swiss Airlines flight 666, non-stop service to Colby. At this time, cheese make sure your seat backs and cheese tray tables are in their full upright position and that your seat belt is correctly fastened. All portobello electronic devices must be set to ‘ai...
GAME goodr x Capcom Cup RecapGOODR TO SPONSOR CAPCOM PRO TOUR 2021 SEASON FINAL!!! We don’t know about you, but we’ve been fans of Street Fighter since we were hanging out at the local pizza parlor with our pals after school back in the mid 90s. (We always gravitated towards Chun-Li because it was all about girl power in the 90s. We were obsessed with the Spice Girls too but we digress.) So of course we’re SUPER stoked that GAME goodr was a proud sponsor of The Capcom Pro Tour (CPT) 021 Season Final!!! We’ve been trainin...
Don’t Tab Shame Me Origin StoryCONFESSIONS OF A TABAHOLIC: TEDDY THE TURKEY SPEAKS OUT “Hi everyone. My name is Teddy the Turkey, and I’m a tabaholic. “It started off slow. I kept tabs open for Gmail, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Twitch and Reddit. I thought I could stop at seven. Seven tabs is totally normal. A lot of birds have seven tabs open every day. It’s no big deal... “Then I started keeping tabs open for Birdzfeed, Upfloxx, Netchix, TikTurkey, Pinteroost, FowlNews and WattlesUp. Why not? They’re usefu...
S03E012: Brand & DesignBRAND & DESIGN: FACILITATING GROWTH BY “FEEDING THE SHRIMP” IN GOODR’S ECOSYSTEM In season 3, episode 12 of CULTURE goodr, Cory and Topanga realize their relationship is stuck in a rut. Seeking excitement, Cory attends a party at another school and pretends to be Shawn. It’s a blast, until he runs into Topanga, who’s pretending to be a French foreign student! After they...oh dear. Not again! This isn’t season 3, episode 12 of CULTURE goodr. It’s season 3, episode 12 of Boy Meets World! Le...