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Three-quarter angle view of green retro-inspired aviator sunglasses with light pink reflective lenses.
RETRO G

RETRO G

Dirty Martini Time Machine

$25

COLOR: Green
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

How many Dirty Martinis does it take before you start seeing time dilation?! With these dark green Retro Gs and their light pink reflective lenses, you might be the first to crack the spacetime continuum with the perfect Dirty Martini in hand!

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

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MEET THE RETRO G

Diagram of retro aviator sunglasses, showing labeled parts including the frame (1) and the temple arms (2), marked with numbered yellow circles. Simple, outlined illustration of a pair of sunglasses. The number "3" is displayed inside a yellow circle on the left lens, and the number "4" appears in a similar yellow circle near the bottom-right outside the frame.
number 1

No Slip

We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

number 2

No Bounce

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while crushing any workout.

The number 3 inside a yellow circle.

All Polarized

We use glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection that block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

number 4

All Retro

Square aviator frames that blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes.

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