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Threaten Me With a Good Time

RETRO G

RETRO G

$25

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

Threaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again.

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Non-Reflective Lenses

Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting.

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MEET THE RETRO G

No Slip

We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while crushing any workout.

All Polarized

We use glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection that block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Retro

Square aviator frames that blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes.

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