You Say Bogey, I Say Flamingo
FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)
2 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.
4 ALL COVERAGE
Wider polarized lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.
5 NO GOPHERS
No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away.
FLAMINGO IS THE NEW WORD FOR BOGEY
We all have that friend, the one that’s dressed in $400 worth of gear but is absolutely going to shank it off the tee? He’s going to shoot a bogey on every hole and be furious, but me? I play barefoot, drink bloody marys, and finish 18 over. I shoot a flamingo. Take a page from our book. Every time you pop on these flamingo shades with rose lenses, you’ll take that extra stroke with pride. So while you say bogey, I say flamingo.