NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.

2 NO SLIP

We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.

3 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.

4 ALL FASHION

Look like a model while you’re gaming. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies?

5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS

No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.

HOME GYMS ARE SO EXPENSIVE!

Just work out in a game. The system will set you back like $400, and games are like $80 each, plus you need the online subscription to challenge friends, which is a monthly charge... Wait, where were we going with this? Oof. Well, at least Blue Mirage glasses are cheap and protect your eyes from intense workouts AND intense credit card swiping.