Shopping Bag
ME-OW!!! Take a walk on the wild side in these ferociously fashionable brown tortoiseshell sunglasses. The cat-eye frames claw for everyone's attention, making you look haute even when hacking up hairballs. WARNING: Wearing them may result in an uptick of runway catfights due to extreme style envy.
goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov
Carl the Flamingo had just arrived in Milan for fashion week and couldn’t wait to explore the city. Unfortunately, things started to go badly as soon as he deboarded the plane and headed to the baggage claim. As he was trying to pass through customs, his suitcase started dripping a fishy, milky gray liquid all over the floor. (Dangit, he should have triple-wrapped and vacuum-sealed the bulk frozen shrimp he’d packed in his bag!!!).
