ANNOUNCING THE SECOND ANNUAL FLAMINGO OPEN
The goodr Flamingo Open is our annual wild, debaucherous golf tournament!!! It’s an 18-hole scramble with a shotgun start, followed by the 19th hole goodr G.A.M.S. (Drive, chip, chug a beer, chow down a hot dog, putt, and sprint to victory!!!)
But that’s not all! We goodrify the course with pink ponds, lawn flamingos, and a GIANT inflatable Carl (bow down). Also, some lucky tournament players may find themselves in the presence of Mary, Queen of Golf, who can grace or disgrace their game.
We created this tournament to appeal to the flamingo golfer. As we say on GOLF goodr, it’s not a bogey, it’s a flamingo. When you shoot over par, celebrate! We wholeheartedly believe that golf is FUN. Nobody’s perfect. And guess what? If you golf…you’re a golfer.
BE A FLAMINGO GOLFER
We want to change the game up a bit here. If three under par is an "albatross," two under par is an "eagle," and one under par is a "birdie," there is no room in the golf language for a "bogey." We say those are FLAMINGOS. Be a Flamingo Golfer and celebrate every shot over par with a flamingo instead. Whether it’s double, triple, or flamingo five, the more flamingos the better the party.
TOP TECH FOR GOLFERS
EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN A PAIR OF GOLF SHADES
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.* *Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Polarized lenses prevents glare on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)
4 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
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