FEATURING BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
WHAT IS BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY?
Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.
NO SLIP, NO BOUNCE
We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo. Also, our frames are snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.
UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.
Step right up, folks! Give ‘em a try!
Can you afford not to?!?!?! Wait, that’s a silly question, because priced at $25 and $35 we’ve made this miracle blue blocking eyewear technology as affordable as it gets!
DID YOU KNOW THAT ALL OF OUR GLASSES HAVE ORIGIN STORIES?
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