FEATURING BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
WHAT IS BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY?
NO SLIP, NO BOUNCE
FULL ARMOR
NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
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DID YOU KNOW THAT ALL OF OUR GLASSES HAVE ORIGIN STORIES?
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It's Not Just a Game Origin Story
“It’s JUST a game?! Really? Really? It’s JUST a game?! Would you say that to LeBron James after losing the...
Modern Day Snake Oil Origin Story
Hey, you there! Yes, you! I can tell by your savvy intelligence AND your striking beauty that you know the...
Blue Shades of Death Origin Story
Do not panic. According to our IT Guy, the solution is to turn the sunglasses off, then turn them back...
