You know what won't make you run faster? Sunglasses.
goodr stepped into the danger zone with the release of the MACH Gs. These polarized shades contain all of the no-slip, no-bounce performance that made goodr a two-time Runner’s World Gear of the Year-winning brand. You can now have functional plastic aviator sunglasses that are guaranteed to make you look as sexy as those beach volleyball players on Top Gun. In celebration of the new line, goodr CEO, Carl the Flamingo said, “SQUAAAWK! SQUAAAWK!” Flaminglists translate this to: “I’m super excited about the MACH Gs, since I actually developed the aviator frame as my preferred flying shades. Ask any bird.”
YOUR NEW BEST WING-SUNGLASSES
Wing-man, wing-woman, wing-flamingo, wing-dog, we understand the value of a good wing-thing. $35 for wing-sunglasses... Now that's a deal you surely won't find in the SkyMall.
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TURBULENCE PROOF GRIPS
We added silicone touch points on the nose and ears to keep your shades safe and sound when things get bumpy.
SWEATY FACE RESISTANT
Sweat, jet fuel-- you name it-- ain't got nothing on goodr's grip coating. (We advise you stay away from jet fuel. That shit is dangerous).
The breathable design means no recycled airplane-air feeling.
That whole, "It's a bird, it's a plane..." saying-- they would have known it was Superman right away if they had been wearing glare-reducing polarized sunglasses.
LIGHT AS A KITE
Weighing in at some incredible amount of ounces, these aviators are so light you'll forget you're wearing sunglasses.
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Did you know every pair of goodr sunglasses has its own unique Origin Story?!! Find out why those orange aviators you just put in your shopping cart are called Captain Blunt's Red-Eye on the goodrTIMES.