Best Dystopia Ever
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Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.
Wider Fit for Larger Heads.
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Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.
A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.