Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced!
THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail in a St. Paddy's Day race or drinking beers at the worst pub in Philadelphia.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
IS GREEN BEER REALLY ALL THAT IMPORTANT?
It’s just Natty Ice with some green dye in it that the “Irish” pub down the street upcharges you on 1 day out of the year. Nothing truly helps you get in the spirit like a pair of Kiss Me, I’m Shitfaced* goodrs, so what the hell -- order another pitcher of green swill and just promise yourself to switch to Guinness later.
*Note: you do not have to be shitfaced to wear these, but it’s highly advisable.Read the Origin Story