Penny Slots for Free Drinks
THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re crushing a 5k or crushing the roulette table at 2am.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
PENNIES. WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... EXCEPT PENNY SLOTS.
Vegas tip: you get FREE drinks for gambling!!! And, the cheapest way to gamble is at the penny slots!!! So! Save some cheddar on $20 cocktails and maybe even win a jackpot while you wait!!! Oh...you already knew that? Hmph. Welp, guess our newest Penny Slots for Free Drinks shades, cheddary orange frames with orange non-reflective lenses, aren’t as much of an exciting insider travel tip as we thought. Just remember to tip your cocktailer. (We’re gonna go for a very long run now and rethink our entire campaign for this colorway).