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RETRO G

RETRO G

Lava Lamp Oracle

$30

COLOR: Teal
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

Translucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility.

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MEET THE RETRO G

Diagram of retro aviator sunglasses, showing labeled parts including the frame (1) and the temple arms (2), marked with numbered yellow circles. Simple, outlined illustration of a pair of sunglasses. The number "3" is displayed inside a yellow circle on the left lens, and the number "4" appears in a similar yellow circle near the bottom-right outside the frame.
number 1

No Slip

We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

number 2

No Bounce

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while crushing any workout.

The number 3 inside a yellow circle.

All Polarized

We use glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection that block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

number 4

All Retro

Square aviator frames that blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes.

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