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Dirty Martini Time Machine

RETRO G

RETRO G

$25

1-Year Warranty
30-Day Free Returns
1-Year Warranty
30-Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

How many Dirty Martinis does it take before you start seeing time dilation?! With these dark green Retro Gs and their light pink reflective lenses, you might be the first to crack the spacetime continuum with the perfect Dirty Martini in hand!

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

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MEET THE RETRO G

Diagram of retro aviator sunglasses, showing labeled parts including the frame (1) and the temple arms (2), marked with numbered yellow circles. Simple, outlined illustration of a pair of sunglasses. The number "3" is displayed inside a yellow circle on the left lens, and the number "4" appears in a similar yellow circle near the bottom-right outside the frame.
White background with the number 1 in a yellow circle shown in the top left corner

No Slip

We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

Number 2 in a yellow circle in the top left corner of a white background

No Bounce

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while crushing any workout.

All Polarized

We use glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection that block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

a yellow button with "4" in the middle

All Retro

Square aviator frames that blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes.

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