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These larger-than-life juicy dark orange BFGs with blood-orange gradient lenses are like a sudden outburst of electromagnetic energy for your face. (Thank goodness the atmosphere will protect us from your totally electric animal magnetism.)
Special grip-coated frame with silicone inserts to eliminate slippage when sweating.
Lightweight, durable frame that prevents bouncing while you crush that WOD.
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Larger frame built specifically for those with magnum-sized noggins.
When Carl the Flamingo recently traveled to Bradenton, Florida to take a tour of an orange juice factory, he stumbled upon a magical world when he accidentally flushed himself down a urinal with a motion sensor flusher (long story).
