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  • Glasses of the Gods Origin Story
    April 5, 2022

    Glasses of the Gods Origin Story

    CARL THE FLAMINGO VISITS HELL-CON (THE HELLENIC COUNCIL OF AMERICA’S ANNUAL CONVENTION) Carl the Flamingo was recently given last-minute tickets to Hell-Con by Flamites, God of Flamingos. Unfortunately, Flamites was unable to attend after a nasty bout of shellfish food...

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