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BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
Made For
gaming
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.
2 NO SLIP
We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.
3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.
4 FULL ARMOR
UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.
OH, YOU WANT TO KEEP PLAYING?
Round tortoiseshell frames with clear lenses and blue-light block...INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE...(Oh, that's awkward...yeah, so just go ahead and insert the coins into your computer or your phone...any slot. You may need to shove pretty hard...oh, you don't have any quarters on you? Guess you won't be able to finish reading this paragraph.)
READ THE ORIGIN STORY
Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov
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