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Holiday | order by | arrive by |
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Thanksgiving | 11/12/23 | 11/22/23 |
Hanukkah | 11/17/23 | 12/6/23 |
Christmas Eve | 12/12/23 | 12/23/23 |
New Years Eve | 12/18/23 | 12/29/23 |
Shopping Bag
From inline top-sellers to stylish limited-editions, we’ve got sunnies nobody will secretly return.
Grab your flamingos and piña coladas; these Flamingos on a Booze Cruise OG sunglasses are a yacht party for your face. The no slip, no bounce pink ...
View full detailsThese legendary teal polarized sunglasses with UV400 protection were inspired by the epic… um, “parties” hosted by the queen of lake monsters herse...
View full detailsWhite and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protec...
View full detailsTortoiseshell aviators never looked so fly. These shades are no slip, no bounce, and no abandonment issues. The polarized non-reflective brown lens...
View full detailsTortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you w...
View full detailsThese round burgundy sunglasses are waaay cooler than maroon sunnies. The no slip, no bounce frame stays put when you get sweaty biking, running, g...
View full detailsThese rare round green sunglasses are for finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! ...
View full detailsKeep your goodrs safe and sound with our Best Case Scenario, a zipper-enclosed sunglasses case with a snuggly soft inside lining to keep your shade...
View full detailsThese classic tortoiseshell round hipster sunglasses could be yours for the low price of only 3.5 overpriced coffees. Great for athletes who get do...
View full detailsOperation: Blackout was a major success… at least from what we’re told. No slip, no bounce aviator sunglasses with polarized lenses packed with UV4...
View full detailsa lil help for your holiday shopping
These festive shades won't slip during your sweat sesh. (Plus, saying "I have to exercise" is a great excuse to ditch your annoying family.)
Today's horoscope: Wear fun, affordable holiday sunnies, and you'll achieve all your goals. (Don't, and you'll fail at everything, forever.)
Performance issues getting you down? Get no-slip, no-bounce holiday shades. ((What'd you think we were talking about?)
You don't have to camp outside a superstore all night and get trampled in a stampede to get a great gift. Our fun, fashionable, functional, and 'ffordable sunnies are just a click away!!! (Plus, our CEO Carl the Flamingo is down to trample you, gently, if you want. It's good for the back.)
Holiday | order by | arrive by |
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Thanksgiving | 11/12/23 | 11/22/23 |
Hanukkah | 11/17/23 | 12/6/23 |
Christmas Eve | 12/12/23 | 12/23/23 |
New Years Eve | 12/18/23 | 12/29/23 |
Holiday | order by | arrive by |
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Thanksgiving | 11/5/23 | 11/22/23 |
Hanukkah | 11/17/23 | 12/6/23 |
Christmas Eve | 12/4/23 | 12/23/23 |
Boxing Day | 12/6/23 | 12/26/23 |
New Years Eve | 12/18/23 | 12/29/23 |