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G.A.M.S

We love running, we love competition

we love abusing our bodies with alcohol or food, and we know all of you fun, fashionable and belligerent goodr fans do too!

So, we created the goodr Gluttonous Alcoholic Mile Series (G.A.M.S., pronounced “GAMES,” obviously) to satisfy all of these loves!

goodr G.A.M.S. events consist of mile-long races with each quarter mile punctuated by the ravenous consumption of either an alcoholic beverage or food, in a quantity that is probably going to make you ill. Check ’em out and host your own!

#goodrGAMS

GOODR G.A.M.S IN A BOX

Things are about to get FUN. You’re probably wondering, what the heck are goodr G.A.M.S.?! Why, G.A.M.S. stands for Gluttonous, Alcoholic, Mile Series. DUH. Here, just watch this video; it explains everything you need to know. About the goodr G.A.M.S., dummy. Not like how to cheat on your taxes or bake a nail file into a cake or anything. Just watch.

PREVIOUS G.A.M.S.

WHISKEY MILE
Yeeehawwww!

WHISKEY MILE

For our most recent goodr G.A.M.S. installment we headed on down to Still Austin Whiskey Distillery and dressed like a bunch a’ rootin’ tootin’ western-y devils.

PINA COLADA MILE

PINA COLADA MILE

So here's the deal, we sprinted a milk in the sand and sucked down 48 oz. of pina colada as fast as we could through a straw, whilst donning flamingo-themed cabana wear. Got it? Good.

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