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G.A.M.S

We love running, we love competition

we love abusing our bodies with alcohol or food, and we know all of you fun, fashionable and belligerent goodr fans do too!

So, we created the goodr Gluttonous Alcoholic Mile Series (G.A.M.S., pronounced “GAMES,” obviously) to satisfy all of these loves!

goodr G.A.M.S. events consist of mile-long races with each quarter mile punctuated by the ravenous consumption of either an alcoholic beverage or food, in a quantity that is probably going to make you ill. Check ’em out and host your own!

#goodrGAMS

GOODR G.A.M.S IN A BOX

Things are about to get FUN. You’re probably wondering, what the heck are goodr G.A.M.S.?! Why, G.A.M.S. stands for Gluttonous, Alcoholic, Mile Series. DUH. Here, just watch this video; it explains everything you need to know. About the goodr G.A.M.S., dummy. Not like how to cheat on your taxes or bake a nail file into a cake or anything. Just watch.

"goodr G.A.M.S. Gluttonous Alcoholic Mile Series" written in teal on a white background, with teal outlines of Hawaiian flowers along the bottom of the image.

PREVIOUS G.A.M.S.

WHISKEY MILE
Yeeehawwww!

WHISKEY MILE

For our most recent goodr G.A.M.S. installment we headed on down to Still Austin Whiskey Distillery and dressed like a bunch a’ rootin’ tootin’ western-y devils.

PINA COLADA MILE

PINA COLADA MILE

So here's the deal, we sprinted a milk in the sand and sucked down 48 oz. of pina colada as fast as we could through a straw, whilst donning flamingo-themed cabana wear. Got it? Good.

GEAR UP FOR G.A.M.S

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Flamingos On A Booze Cruise

OG

OG

$25

 2x Points A stunt woman wearing black wraparound sunglasses with a pink reflective lens looks into the distance, a bridge behind her. Three-quarter angle view of wraparound sunglasses with black frames with hot pink inner silicone grips, and a big pink lens.

I Do My Own Stunts

WRAP G

WRAP G

$35

 BEST SELLER A hipster barista judgmentally glares ahead wearing brown tortoiseshell sunglasses with brown non-reflective lenses. Three-quarter angle view of round brown tortoiseshell sunglasses with non-reflective brown circle-shaped lenses.

Nine Dollar Pour Over

CIRCLE G

CIRCLE G

$25

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Au Revoir, Gopher

OG

OG

$25

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BEST SELLER A woman with dark hair wearing brown tortoiseshell sunglasses with brown lenses laughs in the sunshine. Three-quarter angle view of square brown tortoiseshell sunglasses with brown non-reflective lenses on a white background.

Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams

OG

OG

$25

 BEST SELLER A woman with brown curly hair and bangs, wearing black square shaped sunglasses with reddish-orange reflective lenses A pair of single lens goodr sunglasses with gray frames and orange/yellow reflective lenses on a white background.

Voight-Kampff Vision

VRG

VRG

$35

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Call Me Tarmac Daddy

MACH G

MACH G

$35
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