It's All In The Hips

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY

Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)

2 NO SLIP

We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.

3 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.

4 ALL COVERAGE

Wider polarized lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.

5 NO GOPHERS

No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away.

GOLF'S BIG SECRET

We infiltrated a meeting held by the Hole-luminati, a secret society of elite golfers, and after donning the traditional robe made out of flags, we knelt in The Cave of Lost Balls and drank a strange brew made out of boiled putting greens, which sparked a psychoactive experience, the club of knowledge smacking our brains like a ball into the skies of time, landing with a THWUMP on the ground of dreams and rolling into a hole of supreme understanding: It's All In the Hips.

These rose-tinted Flamingo Eye lenses in black BFG sunglasses were in the gift bag on the way out.