VRG
Single-lens sunglasses for breaking a sweat or the space-time continuum.
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Single-lens sunglasses for breaking a sweat or the space-time continuum.
Our VRGs sunglasses are not your basic shades. They are a shield against the sun’s invisible, deadly beams and a protector against the evil, vicious glare. These one-lens frames aren't playing ANY games with those rays, instantly neutralizing them. They allow you to focus on the true mission—dodging those robot laser beams, obviously.
These futuristic sunglasses are coated with a special grip so they’ll stay firmly on your face, even during the most grueling 80s workout tape sessions or gravity-defying parkour stunts you found on the internet and decided to recreate. Hardcore parkour, if you will (we are not liable if you attempt this).
These single-lens sunnies will convince people you traveled here from the future to teach us your visionary stylish ways. (Oh, and to warn us about the AI takeover.) Luckily, for them and you, no one has to wait ‘till year 3069 to snag a pair of VRGs. Whew!!! Because the future is here. Welcome to the future. Welcome, VRGs
Look no further than the VRG collection. These novelty futuristic one-lens sunglasses will teleport you to a yacht in the Caribbean, where you can sunbathe on the deck and sip all the cocktails you desire. Now, that's a dystopian paradise we can toast to!!!
This collection is available at the tip of your fingers, where you likely spend much of your time—online. And don't worry about not being able to try on the sunnies first. We offer a 30-day return period if you're not 100 percent satisfied with the product you purchased (let’s be real, though, you will be). Talk about being true pioneers.
These aren't your grandma's bifocals. (No shade to grandma.) No, these are VRGs—the essence of "I'm here to kick some robot a$$ and barely break a sweat." So, here’s what these single-lens sunnies are good for:
Deciding between single and dual-lens sunglasses can make our heads explode. Or are the Robot Overlords™️ clouding our judgment with their laser beams and manipulated algorithms??? The world may never know.
Single-lens sunglasses are sleek and stylish and offer a seamless look. The streamlined design will make people think you're stepping straight out of a Sci-Fi flick. These shades basically mean you don't have to look up and down in your lenses to be able to see.
Dual lenses can accommodate different vision needs, but single-lens sunglasses provide fewer distractions and better visibility, but if you still aren’t getting the memo: single-lens sunnies are the FUTURE!!! Don’t get caught slippin’ in your outdated shades when the robots take over. You’ll really embarrass all of humankind.
There is not only one style when it comes to futuristic frame styles. How ever will you choose?
Whatever you choose, just know that looking fashionably cool is the most important aspect of surviving the robot takeover. Who knows, maybe they’ll crown you as their Overlord after seeing you rock a pair of badass VRGs!!! You could be sipping battery juice on a yacht while the robots bow down to your unparalleled style in these sci-fi sunglasses.