It's Octopuses, Not Octopi

$35

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular or Wider Heads
best useBest Suited for Reaching New Heights

 

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular or Wider Heads
best useBest Suited for Reaching New Heights

 

LISTEN UP!!!!

If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you're curious because you don't have tentacles, but still. Not cool. Three, it's octopuses, not octopi. If you say "octopi," it's not offensive, per se. But they'll look at you like a clown. These purple sunnies won't slip or bounce while you dance with octopuses and have the best flocking night of your life.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

Included with purchase.

Frames tech
PURPLE SUNGLASSES LIGHT GREEN LENSES

AN OP-ED PIECE


8 REASONS
WE’RE F***ING AWESOME
by Ophelia the Octopus


Read our "It's Octopuses, Not Octopi" Origin Story

READ THE ORIGIN STORY

It's Octopuses, Not Octopi

$35
Polarized Reflective Lens Tech

Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

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