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From Zero to Blitzed |black futuristic style sunglasses with amber lenses | goodr sunglasses
From Zero to Blitzed |black futuristic style sunglasses with amber lenses | goodr sunglasses
From Zero to Blitzed |black futuristic style sunglasses with amber lenses | goodr sunglasses
From Zero to Blitzed |black futuristic style sunglasses with amber lenses | goodr sunglasses
From Zero to Blitzed |black futuristic style sunglasses with amber lenses | goodr sunglasses
From Zero to Blitzed |black futuristic style sunglasses with amber lenses | goodr sunglasses

From Zero to Blitzed

VRG

VRG

$35

1-Year Warranty
30-Day Free Returns
1-Year Warranty
30-Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence.

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

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MEET THE VRG

goodr square single lens sunglass diagram An outlined illustration of white sunglasses. Yellow circles labeled "1" and "2" highlight specific parts of the sunglasses.
White background with the number 1 in a yellow circle shown in the top left corner

No Slip

Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

Number 2 in a yellow circle in the top left corner of a white background

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.

a yellow button with "4" in the middle

All Future

A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.

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