Area 51 Booty Call
LIMITED EDITION: ALIEN ABDUCTION
No one ever said aliens aren't basic. That's why he's decided to release this line of intergalactic sunnies, inspired by his "beam me up" moment, and his new alien pals. Party with these new sunglasses on as you orbit the actual sun in a flying saucer. And don't worry. What happens in a UFO, stays in a UFO. Have fun, be safe, and remember the safe word during your probe exam is "Pluto".
FREE GLOW IN THE DARK STICKER WITH EVERY PURCHASE
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.
It's late. An "urge" hits.
"Self-love" will not do.
This "love" must be shared...
...with an alien.
These sunnies aren't
to hide any shame.
They're to celebrate
having an alien "friend
with benefits".
:
When the "urge" is
literally out of this world...
Share with a consenting adult
alien. Aliens need "love" too.
