goodr Launches New Line of Gaming Glasses With Blue-Light Blockers That Will Solve All Of Your Problems
The 8-Bit Line features eight colorways inspired by retro games. (Sorry, Fortnite fans.) Five of them contain Blue Mirage Technology (aka blue light blocking glasses aka blue blockers aka gaming glasses) because allegedly, blue light is bad for your eyes and protective gaming glasses are the way to go. And allegedly, these shades will solve all your problems and help you live forever.
Step right up, folks!
Give ‘em a try! Can you afford not to?!?!?!
GAMERS GO OUTSIDE TOO.
...And when they do, they most definitely wear goodr sunglasses.
PRODUCT AWARD BRAG TIME:
In celebration of the 8-Bit Line, goodr CEO Carl the Flamingo said, “SQUAAAWK!” This roughly translates to: “What do you want? I’m going for 100% completion in RDR2. A quote about GAME goodr? They’re great! The complete opposite of the E.T. Atari game. And now we’re one step closer to making me a playable character in Super Smash Bros.”
IT'S TIME TO LEVEL UP!
Whether you're in the market for blue blockers, polarized sunnies, or both, these gaming glasses are ready to unlock some big achievements! Priced at $25 and $35 your eyes deserve pampering after all of that screen time.
THE 8-BIT ORIGIN STORIES:
Discover the magic behind each pair of these uniquely named glasses.
Modern Day Snake Oil Origin Story
Hey, you there! Yes, you! I can tell by your savvy intelligence AND your striking beauty that you know the...
Rage Quit and Hit It Origin Story
While renovating Leonardo Da Vinci’s 15th century palace Château du Clos Lucé, officials discovered a secret “man cave” in the...
Professional Respawner Origin Story
Dear Hiring Manager, As an impatient gamer who rushes into battles without any real plan, and a stubborn perfectionist...
It's Not Just a Game Origin Story
“It’s JUST a game?! Really? Really? It’s JUST a game?! Would you say that to LeBron James after losing the...
Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Origin Story
Hello! -- Wakka! Where is the bathroom? -- Wakka wakka wakka wakka? Do you speak English? -- Wakka wakka wakka...
Insert Coin to Continue Origin Story
Dear Elon Musk, We know you’re busy recording terrible EDM songs and getting high with Joe Rogan, but we were...
About goodr:
*Take a shot every time you see the word goodr!
**Fun fact: goodr has a Ms. Pacman arcade game in office, and new hires compete in a tournament during onboarding week! Whoever gets last place is fired. J/K.***
***J/K only about the firing... the tournament is legit.
DON'T RAGE QUIT YET
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Side Scroll Eye Roll Origin Story
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